I sincerely apologize to all of you who wanted a valid tumblr that will regularly post Craig’s quotes. I am going to catch up on the quotes I’ve missed over the past few months and continue to regularly post again afterwards. Thanks for the support, beard lovers!
“The grass is always greener when it’s covered in money.” - Craig Benzine
Watch this quote in action! The Other Side of the Van
“It’s better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.” - Craig Benzine
Watch this quote in action! The Other Side of the Van
“It’s good to have more than one pair of pants. You’re less likely to back down if someone dares you to pee them.” - Craig Benzine
Watch this quote in action! Pant
“Things that don’t exist do exist. They’re just really fast.” - Craig Benzine
Watch this quote in action! Competition 101
“Cars and bumper cars are very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.” - Craig Benzine
Watch this quote in action! Hole in My Jeans
“If you’re a stinky dude you still hate the stink of another dude’s stench.” - Craig Benzine
Watch this quote in action! Heat Wave
“I would hate to be a bee. Be surrounded by bees all the time.” - Craig Benzine
Watch this quote in action! A Farm in the City?
